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Check out Remy’s 20 trillion reasons to cut government spending

If you’re having trouble explaining the problem with ridiculously out-of-control government spending to your younger friends, this Remy parody of  Lady Gaga’s “Million Reasons” might help.  Here’s the Libertarian parody musician extraordinaire’s “$20 Trillion Reasons” to stop handing government blank checks.

Best line is a toss-up between “solar-powered abortion machines” or a question of whether government could simply “identify as being not that in debt.”

Full Lyrics:

Why can’t we buy these tanks the Army says they don’t need
Why can’t we buy these solar-powered abortion machines
Uh, sir, there’s 20 trillion reasons
You have 20 trillion reasons
We got 20 trillion reasons
About 20 trillion reasons

Why can’t we build a border wall that touches the skies
Stay on our momma’s healthcare until we’re 45
We got 20 trillion reasons
You have 20 trillion reasons
We got 20 trillion reasons
About 20 trillion reasons

We took centuries
to reach 10, now I fear we’re gleaning
Debt is like this guy
it should be nowhere near the teens and
now we’ve got about 20 trillion reasons to stop today
But maybe if we just spend one more we’ll stay

Twenty trillion dollars stacked together just might reach to the sun
Uh, so
It could even last Johnny Depp for over a month
Dear God
We got 20 trillion reasons
They got 20 trillion reasons
You have 20 trillions reasons
We have 20 trillion reasons

Could we pay off the tab by buying unneeded jets
Or just identify as being not that in debt
We’d still have 20 trillion reasons

Still the 20 trillion reasons
Still have 20 trillion reasons
Over 20 trillion reasons

I’ve paid social security since I was first hired
Will that program still exist on the day I retire

I forgot my car
It’s parked in the two hour parking
Lord, show me the way
I think I hear my third wife carping
I got a pot of sauce I left on the oven range

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